COLUMN: Political campaigns exist on several levels, some high-minded, some in the gutter. What is interesting this year is the emergence of new code words. With innuendo and subterfuge, a shipload of low-road commentary is being slipped into mainstream discourse. What follows is a brief sampling of how below-the-belt smear tactics and race-baiting are being made to sound reasonable.

Here is what they say:
That candidate is “elitist.”
Here is what they mean:
That candidate is “uppity.”

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That candidate will raise taxes.
Here is what they mean:
That candidate will make corporations pay their fair share.

Here is what they say:
That candidate doesn’t understand economics.
Here is what they mean:
That candidate will tax people earning more than a quarter million dollars.

Here is what they say:
Is that candidate ready to lead?
Here is what they mean:
OMFG that candidate is black!

Here is what they say:
Is that candidate ready for a 3 a.m. phone call?
Here is what they mean:
OMFG that candidate is black!

Here is what they say:
That candidate doesn’t have enough foreign policy experience.
Here is what they mean:
OMFG that candidate is black!

[tags]Obama, McCain, Democratic, Republican, politics, campaign rhetoric[/tags]

John Scott G
With a soul as frightening as his face, John Scott G gleefully mocks everything you hold dear. Working with Jimmy Ray and Victoria Sarkozy-Reiss, he operates this “freemium literature” site. Other than noting that Jimmy is “the sultan of snark” and Victoria is “the empress of erotica,” nothing else needs to be said about them because their rap sheets are a matter of public record. In addition to his subversive stories, Mr. G has written songs with Merle Haggard, Danielle Egnew, DJ Insane, Doug Colosio, Scott Joss, Johnny Harmonic, and James Sotelo, among others. Under the pen name ‘Gerald Laurence,’ Mr. G wrote the private eye novel “One Bang-Up Job” (Berkley Books), the self-help book “The Ego Diet” (Oak Tree Press), and the good parts of the screenplay to “Final Approach” (Trimark).