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With a soul as frightening as his face, John Scott G gleefully mocks everything you hold dear. Working with Jimmy Ray and Victoria Sarkozy-Reiss, he operates this “freemium literature” site. Other than noting that Jimmy is “the sultan of snark” and Victoria is “the empress of erotica,” nothing else needs to be said about them because their rap sheets are a matter of public record. In addition to his subversive stories, Mr. G has written songs with Merle Haggard, Danielle Egnew, DJ Insane, Doug Colosio, Scott Joss, Johnny Harmonic, and James Sotelo, among others. Under the pen name ‘Gerald Laurence,’ Mr. G wrote the private eye novel “One Bang-Up Job” (Berkley Books), the self-help book “The Ego Diet” (Oak Tree Press), and the good parts of the screenplay to “Final Approach” (Trimark).

Book Review: 'Free Ride' by Robert Levine

eNewsChannels COLUMN: Mounting well-reasoned attacks against those who seek to steal, degrade or destroy creative works is not an easy task these days but...

Size Matters: The constructions of Roland Reiss

eNewsChannels COLUMN: A lot of us enjoy art while chuckling at the art scene. Let's face it: they often have a ton of pretention piled up against an ounce of content. So when an exhibit comes along that can tickle your funny bone while causing you to question your own existence, well, ya gotta shout about that from a few rooftops.

In Loving Memory

eNewsChannels COLUMN: When you keep someone alive in your heart, it can make a difference in the way you act towards others. Looking back at the death of my dad nearly a decade-and-a-half ago helps me maintain my view of him while changing my view of others.

Age 83 and New Beginnings for Rachel Rosenthal

COLUMN: Art can take many forms, from painting to sculpture, prints to photography, and music to conceptual performance. It is in that last category...

Jury Duty: 480 Minutes in Limbo

COLUMN: Some people enjoy serving on juries, or so they say. Forgive me if I don't believe them, unless these are people with nothing...

Sense and Scents

COLUMN: Does the world need another manufacturer of scented candles? Until recently, many of us would have been indifferent about the answer. Then I...

Success Strategies: Michael Levine Reveals Some Secrets

COLUMN: Michael Levine works in public relations yet has become a highly effective motivational speaker. Allow me to confess to being positively affected by...

Cirque Berzerk is a Decadent, Devilish and Dark Delight

REVIEW: With the word "Cirque" in their name, some people might be expecting a light and frothy show of tumblers and mimes. Oh would...

Recession Ending? Corporate Art Event Signals Start of the Turnaround

COLUMN: Everyone is searching for hopeful economic news and I have some for you. Last night, I attended an unveiling of corporate-sponsored sculpture in...

Scream Team for the 2012 Election: A Fright from the Right

COLUMN: Several friends asked me a question this week, and with slight variations, it went something like this: "What do you think of that...

Ideas on Ice: Incorrect Thoughts as the Obama Dream Wakes Up in the Bush Nightmare

COLUMN: Back in middle and high school, I got into trouble. Numerous times, in fact. Not so much for physical acts of stupidity and...

Ideas on Ice: Political Code Words

COLUMN: Political campaigns exist on several levels, some high-minded, some in the gutter. What is interesting this year is the emergence of new code...

Ideas on Ice: Thoughts on a Graffito

COLUMN: A feature-length documentary called BOMB IT examines all sides of the graffiti controversy, but it's clearly on the side of the artists. Scott...

Ideas on Ice: Questionable Answers

Scott G, writer and composerCOLUMN: The Q&A format is a time-honored way to promote dialog and discourse, but as Scott G points out, some questions can lead to answers that start an argument, a brawl, or even a war.

Ideas on Ice: 'Roid Record Books

Scott G, writer and composerCOLUMN: Scott G smiles at the dire headlines bemoaning the evidence of anabolic steroids and human growth hormones in sports; in fact, he comes out in favor of their use.

Ideas on Ice: Bizarro World Welcomes You

COLUMN: Scott G has a few questions about idiocy, lunacy, stupidity, chicanery, avarice, greed, pigheadedness, hatred, loathing, insanity and dangerous superstitions. In other words, he's been reading the news lately.

Ideas on Ice: Journalism and the Money Machine

Scott G gets juicedCOLUMN: Forget war, deficits, war profiteering, offshore tax loopholes, mistreatment of veterans, rampant religiosity, governmental stupidity, and everything else going on thanks to BushCo. Scott G discovers he's supposed to write about nonsense.

Ideas on Ice: An Actor for President

BILL IN '08COLUMN: The country was nearly bankrupt the last time America put an actor in the White House, but Scott G explores some of the reasons why voters should consider trying it again.

Ideas on Ice: I Caused the War in Iraq

Scott G takes the blame for all journalistsCOLUMN: War, war profiteering, immorality, lies, trickery, deceit, insecurity, budget crises, skyrocketing healthcare costs and a whole lot more need to be blamed on somebody, and Scott G is ready to step up and take the heat. Of course, there is plenty of blame to go around.

Ideas on Ice: Political Name Game

Scott G of eNewsChannelsCOLUMN: When the estate tax was re-labeled the "death tax" and the laws to allow corporate pollution were called the "Clear Skies Initiative," Scott G began to think it was time for honest folks to fight back. With votes, sure, but also with better names.

Ideas on Ice: Home School Theme Park

Scott G of eNewsChannelsCOLUMN: Like Humpty Dumpty, the morality of Western World seems always about to drop off the wall and shatter into a million pieces. Scott G gathers some information about a fiction-based museum and asks an eyebrow-raising question about religious tax exemptions.

Burning Man: Fact & Fiction

Photo by Stewart HarveyCOLUMN: Scott G presents many myth-busting details about the annual Burning Man celebration held the week before Labor Day on the Playa of Black Rock Desert, 120 miles north of Reno, Nevada.

Ideas on Ice: Phoney Business

Scott G grins under a G-Man graffito on the wallCOLUMN: How would you like to serve as Honorary Chairman of something called the Business Advisory Counsel? If you have $500 and a strong stomach, Scott G can tell you who to call.

Ideas on Ice: Grief and the Bottom Line

Center for Conscious Dying and GrievingCOLUMN: Scott G talks with the OTHER Dr. Kevorkian and learns a few things about death, grieving and the loss of productivity due to death and grieving. Meet Kriss Kevorkian, former deputy coroner and current Co-Chair of the Los Angeles County Bar Association Bioethics Committee.

Ideas on Ice: Does the First Letter of IRS Also Stand for Illegal?

Communication Nation ColumnCOLUMN: Bribery, kickbacks and stealing, oh my! Have you read all the instructions in the IRS code this year? Of course you haven't. Scott G hasn't, either, but he found some interesting items about reporting illegal income.

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